Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a face-slang person who yells at you if you wear anything on your face like glasses or a beard. they think it’s a crime.

@james just walked out of the room because i wore sunglasses

i got banned from the group chat for having a mustache

she threw a chair at me when i wore a hat

2

someone who thinks your face should be naked like a baby. if you wear anything on it, they call you a monster.

he called me a monster for wearing contacts

she cried when i put on a mask

he threw a tantrum because i wore a beard

3

a face-nudist is like a person who thinks your face should be clean. if you wear anything on it, they will probably curse you.

he said f***ing hell when i wore glasses

she yelled at me for having a nose ring

he threw a sock at me because i wore a mask

4

a face-nudist is someone who hates anything on your face. they will yell, scream, and probably call you a f***ing idiot.

she screamed at me for wearing contacts

he called me a f***ing idiot for having a beard

he threw a book at me because i wore a hat

5

a face-nudist is someone who thinks your face should be free. if you wear anything on it, they will probably throw something at you.

he threw a shoe at me for wearing glasses

she yelled at me for having a mustache

he threw a pizza at me for wearing a hat

6

a face-nudist is a person who thinks your face should be open. if you put anything on it, they will probably get very angry and say some bad words.

he called me a f***ing disgrace for wearing a mask

she got angry when i put on contacts

he yelled at me for wearing a beard