facial nappy

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A face full of snot and drool used to soak up the mess of someone spilling their entire life story in one go. For people who think their dumbass opinions are gold and don’t know when to shut up.
My cousin’s facial nappy is so thick, it could double as a bath mat.
At the party, my uncle did a facial nappy and told the story of his ex’s dog three times.
My teacher gave me a facial nappy for yelling ‘I’m the best at everything’ during a math test.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A face covered in goo used to mop up the mess of someone who talks like they’re on a soap opera and don’t know when to stop.
My dad’s facial nappy was so bad, it looked like he was crying over a dead goldfish.
During lunch, my friend did a facial nappy and told his crush he was a ‘legend’ five times.
My mom got a facial nappy for telling the principal her cat was the school’s principal.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A face soaked in muck used to clean up the mess of someone who thinks they’re a genius and spits out everything in their brain like it’s a hot mess.
My brother’s facial nappy was so bad, it looked like he got into a fight with a glue bottle.
My friend did a facial nappy and said ‘I’m the best at everything’ in front of the entire class.
My teacher gave me a facial nappy for telling the class my goldfish was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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