Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A face cream that people use to rub their junk while they pretend to care about their skin

My mom uses her facial lotion like a lube for her phone

He said he was doing skincare but I know he was just jerking off

Facial lotion is the only thing keeping me from crying during my Zoom calls

2

Face cream that turns into a hand job when you’re bored and lonely

I used my facial lotion to rub my junk during lunch break

She said she was doing her face but I saw her hand moving

I brought my facial lotion to work just in case I got lonely

3

Face cream that people use to pretend they're not just touching themselves

He told his boss he was doing skincare but I saw his hand moving

My sister uses her facial lotion like a secret lube

I used my face cream to jerk off during class

4

Face cream that turns into a hand job when you’re too lazy to get the real stuff

I used facial lotion instead of lube because I was too lazy

She said she was doing skincare but I saw her hand going wild

He used face cream to jerk off during his meeting

5

Face cream that people use to trick their friends into thinking they care about their skin

He told his friend he was doing skincare but I saw his hand moving

She used facial lotion to jerk off in the bathroom

My brother said he was doing skincare but I saw him touching himself

6

Face cream that turns into a hand job when you’re too embarrassed to use the real lube

I used facial lotion to jerk off because I was too embarrassed

She used her face cream to touch herself in public

He said he was doing skincare but I saw his hand moving