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The fake life you show on Facebook with your fake friends while your real life is a mess.

Just posted a selfie at the beach. My dog is still in the bathtub.

Tagging my ex like they're still my best friend. They're not. They're my worst enemy.

I bought a burger. It's my most exciting story of the year.

Your online bragging session with your fake friends while your real life is a dumpster fire.

Just posted a photo of my pizza. It's the most popular thing I've ever done.

My 'best friend' is someone who blocked me in 2014.

I'm living my best life. It's 3 a. m. and I'm eating cereal out of a soup bowl.

The fake life you live on Facebook with your fake friends while your real life is a total disaster.

Posted a picture of my cat. It has more followers than I do.

My 'friends' are people who haven't talked to me since middle school.

I’m living my best life. It involves a microwave and a crying session.

Your online nonsense with your fake friends while your real life is a train wreck.

Just posted a picture of my sandwich. It's my most famous work of art.

My 'friends' are people who still think I'm cool from 2012.

I'm living my best life. It involves a couch, a blanket, and a lot of regret.

Your fake online life with your fake friends while your real life is a complete disaster.

Posted a photo of my room. It's a shrine to laziness.

My 'friends' are people who still think I'm funny from 2013.

I'm living my best life. It's 2 a. m. and I'm crying into my cereal.