Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone’s face looks like it was hit by a brick and then left in the sun for a week.

My cousin’s face looks like a raccoon had a bad day and a bad haircut.

That guy’s face is like a pizza that nobody wants.

She’s got more facial ineptitude than a clown who lost his makeup.

2

When your face is so bad it makes people question why you were born.

This girl’s face is so bad it should be illegal.

He looks like he got stuck in a blender and forgot to press stop.

That face is so bad it could make a ghost cry.

3

When your face is like a broken toaster, it just doesn’t work right.

His face is like a broken toaster, it just doesn’t work right.

She looks like she tried to eat a whole cake and failed.

That face is so bad it could make a dog run away.

4

When your face is so bad it makes people wonder if you were born in a dumpster.

This guy’s face is so bad it was probably born in a dumpster.

She looks like she was dropped on the floor by a baby.

That face is so bad it could make a vampire blush.

5

When your face is so bad it’s like it was made by a kid with a crayon and a bad mood.

His face is like a kid drew it with a crayon and a bad mood.

She looks like she was made by a toddler who hates art.

That face is so bad it should be in a museum of bad faces.

6

When your face is so bad it could make a perfect face cry.

This guy’s face is so bad it could make a perfect face cry.

She looks like she was hit by a paintball gun and then left in the sun.

That face is so bad it should be on a warning label.