Facial Hat

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A human who frowns like a sour lemon and ruins vibes just for fun. They’re a waste of oxygen.

At the party, Facial Hat showed up and started crying about their ex.

Facial Hat ruined my lunch break by sulking in the corner.

My friend’s dog got a treat, but Facial Hat acted like it was the end of the world.

A person who looks like they just got kicked by a donkey and won’t let anyone forget it.

Facial Hat sat in the back of the bus and stared at everyone like they owed them money.

At the concert, Facial Hat refused to dance and yelled at the crowd.

My mom called me a Facial Hat for not eating my veggies.

A human who has the face of a grumpy goblin and the soul of a broken toaster.

Facial Hat showed up to my birthday and said, ‘This is the worst day ever.’

At the mall, Facial Hat stared at me like I had stolen their favorite pizza.

My teacher called me a Facial Hat for talking during math.

A person who frowns so hard, their face might fall off. They’re the reason people hate Mondays.

Facial Hat came to the game and yelled at the ref for no reason.

At the restaurant, Facial Hat stared at their soup like it had betrayed them.

My brother is a Facial Hat because he’s always mad about something.

A human who looks like they just swallowed a sour apple and are mad about it. They’re a menace to joy.

At the movie, Facial Hat cried during the comedy scene.

Facial Hat showed up to my sleepover and said, ‘This is the worst sleepover ever.’

My neighbor is a Facial Hat because they’re always yelling at the mailman.