Facial hair survivor

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A guy who tries to grow a beard but ends up looking like a failed experiment.

My beard looks like a raccoon tried to hug my face.

I shaved my face and it looked like I got hit by a laser.

My goatee is so bad, my dog won't stop laughing at me.

A man who’s stuck between a beard and a clean face like a confused pizza.

I tried to grow a beard, and now I look like I failed at being a man.

My face is a mess, like I tried to be tough but got it wrong.

I’m halfway between a man and a kid who forgot to shave.

A guy who tried to be tough but got stuck with a facial hair that looks like it’s dying.

My beard is so weak, it’s like it’s begging for a razor.

I looked like I was trying to be a man but got rejected by my face.

My facial hair is so sad, it needs a therapist.