facial hair freedom

Fresh

#amusement park #beard freedom #war zone face

0 views · Added 4d ago · 3 definitions

The glorious day when male workers at an amusement park get to stop shaving their faces off because the season is over and they no longer have to look like a bunch of clean-shaven failures.

'Finally, I can stop looking like a bald chicken!', Greg, 3 PM, break room

'I let my beard grow back and it looked like a raccoon had moved in.', Mike, 4 PM, snack bar

'I didn’t shave for a week and my face looked like a war zone.', Dave, 5 PM, exit interview

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When male workers at an amusement park are free from the torture of the grooming policy and can let their facial hair grow wild like a beast in the woods.

'I let my beard grow so long it looked like a goat had attacked me.', Jeff, 3 PM, ticket booth

'I grew a mustache and it looked like I’d been eating a bunch of hairy tacos.', Paul, 4 PM, snack bar

'My face looked like a jungle after I stopped shaving.', Sam, 5 PM, exit interview

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When male workers at an amusement park are no longer forced to shave their faces to look like a bunch of perfect little robots, and they can finally grow facial hair like real people.

'I let my beard grow and it looked like I had a beard made of dirt.', Mark, 3 PM, break room

'I grew a goatee and it looked like I’d been eating a goat.', Tom, 4 PM, ticket booth

'My face looked like a rat had moved in and started a party.', Dan, 5 PM, exit interview

by Slangipedia 4d ago