Facial Friday

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Facial Friday is when she slaps your cheap face cream all over her face like it’s going out of style and hopes it will cover up her bad skin for the weekend.
My girlfriend used my face cream like it was a face mask. I looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.
He tried to be cool by using my face cream. She threw it in my face. It was legendary.
My Facial Friday ended with her spitting out my face cream. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Facial Friday is the first Friday in February when you take your partner’s face and turn it into a mud bath with your gunk.
My Facial Friday was like a mud bath. My face looked like it had been used as a toilet.
She dumped my gunk on my face like it was a facial. I looked like a raccoon with a face full of mud.
My Facial Friday was so bad, my face was covered in gunk. I looked like I had been dragged through a mud pit.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Facial Friday is a new holiday that helps people forget about winter by giving their partner a face full of whatever they can find.
I gave my girlfriend a facial using my face cream. It looked like a raccoon had thrown up on her face.
My Facial Friday was so bad, my face was covered in gunk. I looked like a raccoon with a face full of mud.
My Facial Friday was the worst. I used my face cream on her face. She looked like a raccoon with a face full of mud.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Facial Friday is a tradition that started back in the 1980s, when people began using face cream like it was a facial, even if it was just for practice.
My Facial Friday started in the 1980s, when people began using face cream like it was a facial. I looked like a raccoon with a face full of mud.
I tried to do Facial Friday like it was in the 1980s. My face looked like a raccoon with a face full of mud.
My Facial Friday was like a tradition from the 1980s. I looked like a raccoon with a face full of mud.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Facial Friday is when you give your partner a facial, even if it’s just for practice, and hope they don’t throw it in your face.
I gave my girlfriend a facial for practice. She threw it in my face. It was legendary.
My Facial Friday was just for practice. She threw it in my face. It was the worst.
I tried to give my girlfriend a facial for practice. She threw it in my face. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Facial Friday is when you take your partner’s face and turn it into a mud bath with your gunk, even if it’s just for practice.
My Facial Friday was just for practice. She turned my face into a mud bath. It was legendary.
I gave my girlfriend a facial for practice. She turned my face into a mud bath. It was the worst.
My Facial Friday was just for practice. She turned my face into a mud bath. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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