facial foot fungus

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a smelly fungus that grows on your face when you’re too dumb to know better. it’s usually caused by someone’s feet being too close to your face while you’re too distracted to notice.

my cousin got facial foot fungus after a guy sneezed on his face during a wrestling match

i got it after my dog licked my face while i was wearing socks

my brother got it from sitting too close to the gym shower floor

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a gross fungus you get when someone’s feet are too near your face. it’s like having a foot in your mouth, but worse because it’s also in your nose.

my friend got it after a guy’s foot slipped into his face during a dance battle

i got it from sitting next to a guy who didn’t wash his feet

my mom got it from a guy who tried to kiss her while wearing gym socks

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a fungus that grows on your face because you’re too lazy to move away from someone’s sweaty feet. it smells like old cheese and regret.

my dog got facial foot fungus after eating a sock from the floor

my brother got it from sitting next to a guy who never took off his shoes

i got it from hugging a guy who just got done running a marathon in socks

by Slangipedia 4d ago