Facial Dysphoria

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Facial Dysphoria is when someone hates their face so much they’d rather get hit by a truck than look in the mirror.

My face looks like a raccoon got into my makeup bag and threw a tantrum.

I wish my nose was a different shape. Maybe a circle. Or a square. Anything but a blob.

I’d rather eat a shoe than smile at my reflection.

Facial Dysphoria is when your face is so bad it makes you question why you were born.

Why do I look like I was dipped in glitter and stepped on by a donkey?

I feel like my face is a crime scene.

I don’t know if I’m more annoyed by my eyebrows or my lips.

Facial Dysphoria is when your face is so ugly it could make a monster cry.

I look like I was tossed into a blender and forgot to add sugar.

My face is the reason I failed my beauty class.

I wish my face had a 'Do Not Disturb' sign.

Facial Dysphoria is when you stare at your face for hours and still can’t stand it.

I looked at my face for an hour and I still want to scream.

My face is like a bad tattoo that never healed.

I could look at my face for a lifetime and still hate it.

Facial Dysphoria is when your face is so bad it makes you want to run away and never come back.

I look like I was hit by a neon sign and a clown at the same time.

My face is the reason I skipped school today.

I’d rather be chased by a bear than look at my face.