Facial Distortion Syndrome

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A condition where someone's face looks like they just saw a dead raccoon, got a wedgie, and got yelled at by their mom all at once.

My cousin’s face when he realized his pants were on backwards.

My dog’s face when I told him he had to eat broccoli.

My boss’s face when I said I was quitting for a life of crime.

When your face looks like you just got hit by a pie, told you were fat, and your goldfish died.

My face when my girlfriend said she was going to the mall with her best friend.

My brother’s face when he saw the bill for the pizza.

My cat’s face when I opened the vacuum cleaner.

A face so ugly it could scare a ghost, make a baby cry, and get a priest to quit.

My face when I found out I had to do my math homework.

My friend’s face when he saw his dog wearing a tutu.

My neighbor’s face when my dog pooped on his lawn.