Facial diarrhea

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When someone's face is so messy and wild that it looks like it was hit by a truck and a punchline at the same time.
My cousin's face when he found out his dog ate his homework.
My mom’s face when I told her I failed math again.
My friend’s face when I told him I ate his sandwich.
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When your face is so loud and obvious that it’s like your whole body is screaming, 'I know what you did!'
My face when I saw my crush in the cafeteria.
My face when I realized I forgot my lunch.
My face when my dog stole my pizza.
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When your face is so out of control that it's like your face has a mind of its own and it’s making bad decisions.
My face when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.
My face when I saw my ex with my best friend.
My face when I realized I had pizza for breakfast.
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When your face is so readable that it's like you're wearing a billboard that says, 'I'm confused and I'm mad.'
My face when I heard my mom's new boyfriend had a tattoo of a chicken.
My face when I got a D on my math test.
My face when my dog peed on my homework.
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When your face is so wild that it's like it's having a party and you're just standing there watching it.
My face when I saw my crush with my best friend.
My face when I got locked out of my house.
My face when I ate my math homework.
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When your face is so loud that it's like it's shouting your secrets to the whole world.
My face when I got caught eating candy during class.
My face when I failed my science test.
My face when I realized I had to wear my sister's old jeans.
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