facial dart

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when you shoot your jizz like a missile at someone’s face because you’re too wasted to aim properly.

I tried to hit my friend’s face with my jizz, but I missed and hit his hair.

My brother threw up on me during a facial dart. It was legendary.

I did a facial dart on my teacher, and she gave me a detention for life.

throwing your jizz at something, usually a face, because you’re too lazy to do anything else.

I did a facial dart on my dog, and he ran away screaming.

My mom did a facial dart on my dad during dinner. It was messy.

I did a facial dart on my math test. I failed.

when you launch your jizz at a face like it’s a target, but you’re too drunk to hit it.

I did a facial dart on my friend, and he cried like a baby.

My dad did a facial dart on my brother’s face. It was a masterpiece.

I did a facial dart on my mom. She yelled at me for an hour.

when you fire your jizz like a cannon at someone’s face because you’re too high to think straight.

I did a facial dart on my sister, and she got a big streak on her face.

My friend did a facial dart on me. I tasted jizz for the rest of the day.

I did a facial dart on my teacher, and she gave me a zero.

when you blast your jizz at a face like you’re in a war, and you’re too dumb to know it’s stupid.

I did a facial dart on my friend. He ran out of the room screaming.

My brother did a facial dart on my dad. It was the worst thing ever.

I did a facial dart on my math teacher. She got mad and drew a face on my test.

when you shoot your jizz at someone’s face like it’s a game, and you don’t care if it hits or not.

I did a facial dart on my mom, and she said I was the worst kid ever.

My friend did a facial dart on me during lunch. I got jizz on my sandwich.

I did a facial dart on my teacher. She called me out in front of the whole class.