Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A nickname for someone whose face looks like it was hit by a bag of angry spiders.

My cousin’s face looks like a raccoon got into a bar fight.

That guy’s face is so bad, it’s like it’s got a life of its own.

She came out of the shower looking like a burnt pancake.

2

A term for someone who has so much zits, you can rent an apartment in their pores.

His face is so bad, it has a zip code.

I could live in her face and never leave.

That kid has a face like a pizza with extra cheese and no sauce.

3

A title given to someone whose face is so bad, it makes a witch look good.

Her face is so bad, it could scare a ghost.

He looks like he was dipped in goo and left in the sun.

That man’s face is so bad, it has its own Instagram page.

4

A phrase used to describe someone whose face looks like it was beaten with a bag of hot dogs.

Her face is so bad, it could win a wrestling match.

That guy’s face looks like it was in a blender.

He came out of the shower looking like a hot dog got into a fight.

5

A name for someone who has so many pimples, you can play hide and seek in their skin.

His face is so bad, you can find a pimple in every square inch.

That girl’s face is like a pimple convention.

He looks like he was born in a pimple factory.

6

A title for someone whose face looks like it was covered in dirt, sweat, and bad decisions.

That guy’s face looks like he lived in a gym for a year.

She came out looking like she’d been through a war.

His face is so bad, it has a GPA of 0.1.