facial bush

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a hairy mess on a woman's face that looks like it came from a wild animal

My aunt’s facial bush is so thick, it could grow a beard on a bald man.

She came to school with her facial bush sticking out like a squirrel’s tail.

My mom says my facial bush is going to scare the boys at prom.

the annoying fuzzy stuff that makes a girl look like a feral raccoon

My facial bush is so bad, my dog won’t stop licking it.

I tried to shave my facial bush, and now my face looks like a cheese grater.

My facial bush is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

the smelly, untamed hair that grows above a woman’s lip like it has a life of its own

My facial bush smells like old socks and regret.

I let my facial bush grow so long, it started to curl like a mustache.

My facial bush is so wild, it could take over a whole forest.

a woman’s upper lip covered in hair that looks like it was pulled from a hairy goat

My facial bush is so hairy, it could start a goat fight.

I grew my facial bush so fast, it looked like it was growing from my nose.

My facial bush is so thick, I could hide a whole family in it.

the fuzzy, ugly hair that grows on a woman’s face like it's trying to take over her whole face

My facial bush is so ugly, it could win a beauty pageant for the worst face.

My facial bush is growing so fast, it’s almost at my eyebrows.

My facial bush is so bad, my teacher gave me a warning for it.