facial 69

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Two people face-licking at the same time like they’re both gross and desperate.

My cousin and his friend did facial 69 at the park and it was like a gross dance-off.

I saw my mom and her boss doing facial 69 at the grocery store. It was brutal.

My friend tried to do facial 69 with a goat. It didn’t end well.

When two people lick each other’s faces like they’re both losers and it’s the only way to win.

My brother and his friend did facial 69 in the hallway. It was like a war between two losers.

My teacher and the principal did facial 69 during lunch. Everyone laughed.

I tried facial 69 with my dog. He licked me back like I was a snack.

Face-licking between two people who are both too lazy to do anything else.

My friend and his brother did facial 69 on the couch. It was like a lazy contest.

I did facial 69 with my neighbor. He called me a slob.

My mom did facial 69 with my dad. It was like a punishment.