Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy blows his load directly on your face like it’s a pizza delivery.

My face was covered in cum like it was a breakfast food.

He shot cum on my face like it was a surprise party.

I got a facial so hard, I thought I was in a horror movie.

2

When a guy sprays his hot sperm all over a girl’s face like it’s a face mask.

He dumped his sperm on my face like I was a skincare product.

The facial was so strong, I got a nosebleed.

He sprayed me like I was a canvas for cum art.

3

Putting makeup on your face or putting cum on your face. Either way, you look like a disaster.

I did my facial and then got cum on my face. Double disaster.

She did a facial and then got a face full of cum. Total mess.

He did a facial and then got a face full of cum. He was a walking disaster.

4

When you get a load of cum blasted on your face like it’s a facepalm.

He gave me a facial so hard, I got a facepalm and a facefull.

I got a facial like I was in a cum fight.

He blasted cum on my face like it was a face attack.

5

A verb means you dump cum on someone’s face. A noun means you have cum on your face like it’s a face tattoo.

He gave me a facial and it felt like a cum tattoo.

I got a facial and it was like a cum tattoo on my face.

He did a facial and it looked like a cum tattoo.

6

Putting makeup on your face or putting cum on your face. Either way, you’re a walking mess.

She did a facial and then got cum on her face. Total walking mess.

He did a facial and got cum on his face. He was a walking disaster.

They did a facial and got cum on their face. They were a walking mess.

7

A way to stop getting pregnant, or a way to get a face full of cum.

I used a facial to stop getting pregnant and got a face full of cum.

She used a facial to stop getting pregnant and got a face full of cum.

He used a facial to stop getting pregnant and got a face full of cum.