Faciabibliopostaphobia

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When your friends mess up your Facebook post so bad it makes you want to scream and throw your phone at them
My friend added 'I love pizza' to my birthday post. It was about my ex. I died inside.
My cousin commented 'This is the best day ever!' on my 'I got fired' post. I wanted to punch him.
My mom tagged my entire family in a post about my bad hair. I had to delete it before my dad saw it.
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The terror of your friends messing with your Facebook posts until they’re completely useless
My friend changed my vacation post to say I was on a road trip with my pet goat. I had no goat.
My brother added 'and I also have a PhD' to my 'I got a B' post. I was confused.
My friend turned my 'I hate my job' post into 'I love my job and my boss loves me.' I wanted to cry.
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When your friends ruin your Facebook posts so bad you wish they were dead
My friend added 'and my dog is a wizard' to my 'I passed my test' post. I was confused and angry.
My cousin changed my 'I’m tired' post to 'I’m a superhero.' I wanted to kick her.
My mom tagged my whole family in my 'I failed my exam' post. I had to hide under my bed.
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The nightmare of your friends turning your Facebook posts into something completely stupid
My friend changed my 'I’m sad' post to 'I’m the saddest person ever and my cat is also sad.' I was horrified.
My brother added 'and I also won the lottery' to my 'I got a C' post. I wanted to scream.
My friend made my 'I’m angry' post say 'I’m a dragon and I breathe fire.' I was confused.
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When your friends mess with your Facebook posts until they’re completely ruined and you lose your mind
My friend changed my 'I’m happy' post to 'I’m a happy unicorn who loves glitter.' I was confused and annoyed.
My cousin added 'and I also have a twin brother who is also a unicorn' to my 'I’m tired' post. I wanted to die.
My mom turned my 'I’m angry' post into 'I’m the angry king of the castle.' I had to take a break from Facebook.
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The horror of your friends making your Facebook posts so bad you wish you could just disappear
My friend changed my 'I’m bored' post to 'I’m the bored king of the ocean.' I was confused.
My brother added 'and I also have a dragon pet' to my 'I’m sad' post. I wanted to cry.
My cousin turned my 'I’m tired' post into 'I’m the tired king of the night.' I had to take a nap.
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