Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big, fluffy mess. Like your hair after you tried to do your own blowout and failed.

My faci looks like a raccoon got into my hair.

I took a faci and it looked like I got hit by a toaster.

My faci is so bad, my dog won't look at me.

2

When you snap a photo of your face to post online, just to annoy your brat of a daughter who thinks she's the only one who knows what a selfie is.

I took a facie just to make my daughter cry.

My facie is so good, my daughter said I looked like a ghost.

My daughter called my facie a 'faci' and I threw a chair at her.

3

Getting drunk and turning into a loud, obnoxious mess. Like you're trying to start a fight with the entire bar.

I did a faci and ended up fighting the bartender.

My faci was so loud, the cops came.

I did a faci and my friend had to help me out of the bar.

4

An old person who can't remember the word 'selfie' and just says 'faci' because it sounds fancy.

Dolores said 'faci' and I almost fell out of my chair.

My grandma took a faci and said it was 'fancy'.

Dolores took a faci and called it a 'fancy face.'

5

Short for Facebook. Used by kids who think they're cool and don't know anyone who isn't on Facebook.

My faci is my life.

I only post on my faci.

My faci is better than my mom's faci.

6

A guy who's always showing off, with perfect eyes and a new girl every day. He's the type who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.

That guy is a faci. He's got a new girl every day.

My faci is so good, he got a date to prom.

That faci is so annoying, I want to punch him.