fachurg

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1
a stupid mess that smells like old sneakers and bad decisions
My brother's room is a fachurg. It has pizza boxes from 2015.
The gym after a yoga class is a fachurg. You can smell the sweat from the other side of the building.
My ex's fridge is a fachurg. It has expired soup and a dead plant.
2
a group of people who argue about the best snack ever and never agree
My friends are a fachurg. They still argue about whether pizza or chips are the best snack.
The people in the break room are a fachurg. They argue about snacks every Friday.
My cousins are a fachurg. They don't even agree on what a snack is.
3
something that is both loud and stupid at the same time
My neighbor's party is a fachurg. It's loud and full of people who think they're cool.
My dog's bark is a fachurg. It's loud and it happens at 2 AM.
My teacher's announcements are a fachurg. They are loud and completely nonsense.
4
a situation where everything goes wrong and you can't fix it
My morning is a fachurg. My coffee is cold and my dog ate my shoes.
My test was a fachurg. I didn't study and I got a question about something I never heard of.
My car is a fachurg. It won't start and it smells like spaghetti.
5
a thing that is both ugly and smelly and you hate it
My uncle's sock drawer is a fachurg. It's full of socks that have never been washed.
My gym bag is a fachurg. It has old gym clothes and a dead spider.
My brother's haircut is a fachurg. It looks like a raccoon attacked him.
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