FACHTS

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It's just facts, but Manc supporters are too thick to spell it right. They think it's a magical word that makes everything true.

"Fachts! My team's the best!", a Manc fan in a pub, shouting over a pint.

"Fachts? I don't even know what that means.", a kid in Year 6, confused by his dad's rant.

"Fachts! I just ate a whole pizza.", a man who forgot how to count.

Rafa made this word up to sound fancy, but it's just a way to say something obvious and make everyone else look dumb.

"This is fachts, mate.", Rafa, looking smug after a 1-0 win.

"Fachts? That's just a lie.", a player, tired of hearing the same thing every week.

"Fachts? More like farts and lies.", a fan, after a 4-1 loss.