Fachoman

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Fachoman is a dumbass fake name made by some French troll who loves being a racist prick on Yahoo! Answers. He spams stupid questions and then vanishes like a coward.
Fachoman: Why do black people smell like onions? (He posted this at 3 AM.)
Fachoman DMs you: You’re ugly and your mom’s a witch.
Fachoman: Why do Muslims have beards? (He posted this during Ramadan.)
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Fachoman is like a creepy ghost who only comes out every two weeks to yell nonsense and make people mad.
Fachoman: Why do Mexicans eat tacos? (He posted this while eating pizza.)
Fachoman texts you: Your face is worse than a broken toilet.
Fachoman: Why do Asians have tiny feet? (He posted this after losing a bet.)
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Fachoman is a fake guy who uses the same name on Yahoo! Answers just to bother people and feel important.
Fachoman: Why do Africans have dark skin? (He posted this in 2007.)
Fachoman sends you a message: Your brain is smaller than a chicken’s egg.
Fachoman: Why do Italians eat pasta? (He posted this after eating spaghetti.)
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Fachoman is a useless, lazy, racist French troll who posts stupid questions just to get attention and then disappears.
Fachoman: Why do Asians have small eyes? (He posted this during a Zoom call.)
Fachoman: Your IQ is lower than a dirt pile.
Fachoman: Why do Africans have thick lips? (He posted this after watching a movie.)
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Fachoman is a fake French troll who loves making dumb questions and acting like he’s the king of the internet.
Fachoman: Why do Muslims pray? (He posted this after eating a sandwich.)
Fachoman tweets: Your life is a mess and your brain is a disaster.
Fachoman: Why do Russians have beards? (He posted this in 2008.)
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