fachmi

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A guy who thinks he knows you better than your mom. Always digging into your business like a dog with a bone. Tolerates your nonsense but still gets annoyed when you mess up.

Why did you skip my birthday? I asked you 10 times!

You think I don't know you cheated on the test? I saw you sneakin' a peek.

I forgave you for eating my pizza. But I won't forgive you for eating my mom's pizza.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The guy who acts like he's your best friend but also your therapist. Always asking questions and never letting you be quiet. Has a soft spot for you but won't hesitate to roast you.

Why are you sad? Did your mom eat your cereal again?

You're crying over a failed math test? I failed 10 math tests and I didn't even cry.

You told me your darkest secret. Now I'm gonna use it to tease you for life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The guy who thinks he's your hero. He'll take your side in every fight but won't stop you from being a total mess. He loves you, but he also hates your bad decisions.

I'm gonna fight your dad for you. But don't you dare fail my math test again.

I defended you in front of the whole class. Now you owe me 10 extra math problems.

You broke my favorite chair. I'm gonna tell your mom. You're gonna get grounded.

by Slangipedia 3d ago