Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Fachlak is a total waste of space. Like a brainless blob that thinks it's cool.

My cousin is a fachlak. He tried to build a fire with a banana.

She said I was a fachlak for wearing socks with sandals.

My dog knows more than this fachlak.

2

A fachlak is someone who thinks they’re smart but are just loud and wrong.

He called me a fachlak because I didn’t know what a fachlak was.

My teacher said I was a fachlak for spelling ‘fachlak’ wrong.

My brother is a fachlak. He fights over who’s the loudest.

3

A fachlak is like a brain that forgot how to work and decided to be annoying.

My mom called me a fachlak for eating my homework.

That fachlak tried to text me with his toes.

He said I was a fachlak for not knowing what a fachlak was.

4

A fachlak is someone who thinks they're king but are just a mess in a crown.

My neighbor is a fachlak. He thinks he’s a king and wears a hat to bed.

He called me a fachlak because I used a ruler and not my fingers.

That fachlak tried to run a marathon in pajamas.

5

A fachlak is someone who’s so dumb, they think being loud makes them smart.

He’s a fachlak. He thinks being loud is the same as being smart.

My friend is a fachlak. He tried to argue with a calculator.

That fachlak said the sky was green because it was ‘loud enough’.