fachie

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Fachie is like your face, but way more important. It’s your whole vibe, your whole shebang, except your butt isn’t included, thank God.
My fachie is so loud it woke the neighbors.
She’s got a fachie that screams ‘I’m ready to fight.’
His fachie looked like it had been through a war.
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A fachie is a woman who’s got the power of an ironing board and a head so big it could crush a man’s soul.
That fachie just ironed my life into oblivion.
She’s a fachie who thinks she’s the queen of chaos.
He ran away when he saw her fachie.
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A fachie is a guy who gets hard when he sees a buffet, like it’s the most important thing in the world.
That fachie ate the whole buffet and still wanted more.
He’s a fachie who thinks pizza is a religion.
He got a fachie boner just looking at the dessert table.
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Fachie means face, and putting something to the face means you just took a big ol’ shot of alcohol, like you were born for it.
He put that drink to his fachie and screamed like a baby.
She took a fachie shot and immediately got drunk.
That fachie hit was so strong, it made the table shake.
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A fachi is a fox that got lost in the lies, or got outsmarted and went too far from its real self. It’s like a legend that’s gone fachi.
That fox went fachi and never came back.
He’s a fachi legend, lost in the lies.
She got so fachi, she forgot who she was.
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