fachewma

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A girl who throws parties even when she's not invited. She drinks until she's puking and claims she's dead. She chugs shots like it's her job and lets guys stick their dicks in her mouth. Only the strongest survive her rage.
I showed up to the party and she was already drunk and screaming at the DJ.
She took five shots and said she was going to die.
She let three guys kiss her and then kicked them out.
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A girl who shows up to every party like it's a war. She guzzles shots like they're candy and says she's dying. She loves having guys stick their dicks in her mouth and gives blackbelts to anyone who dares to challenge her.
She came to the party with a whole bottle of vodka and started fighting people.
She drank so much she fell off the couch and started talking to the ceiling.
She gave a guy a blackbelt and then told him to go home.
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A girl who drinks until she's drunk and thinks she's famous. She loves shots and says she's dead. She lets guys kiss her and gives blackbelts to anyone who messes with her. Only the brave survive her madness.
She showed up to the party and started dancing on tables.
She took four shots and said she was going to win an Oscar.
She let two guys kiss her and then hit them with a broom.
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