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Super drunk, usually from the best or worst kinds of alcohol. You might throw up, pass out, or yell at your mom.
I fached so hard I tried to punch my brother through the wall.
She drank three beers and called her boss a donkey.
He fached so much he forgot his own name.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Means "faces" in Italian, but in America it’s said with a loud first letter. If you say "faches" you’re talking about more than one face. You can even say just "fach" if you want to be lazy.
I said ‘fach’ and got in trouble for not talking properly.
He yelled ‘FACHES!’ and made everyone laugh.
She said ‘fache’ and nobody knew what it meant.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fancy way to say face. Like calling it something important when it’s just your face.
He called his face a ‘fach’ and acted like it was a big deal.
She said ‘fach’ and it was just her face.
He used the word ‘fach’ to impress his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Like faching! faching! but not as wild. Instead of running, Frodo Dodo is just jogging. So the faching isn’t that crazy.
He fached a little and just jogged instead of running.
She said it was only a light faching, like jogging.
He fached and only walked like a tired old man.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A movement when you’re humping or banging. You can use it as a verb. Like you are faching someone.
He fached her and she screamed like a baby.
They were faching each other in the hallway.
He fached the whole class and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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How midgets and umpa lumpa have sex. It’s like a tiny version of normal people having fun.
The midgets fached like they were in a tiny dance party.
The umpa lumpa fached and it was like a weird show.
They fached so much they made the whole room laugh.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A simple way to say ‘in your face.’ It’s like being right up in someone’s business.
He said ‘fach’ and it was like he was in her face.
She yelled ‘fach’ and it was like she was right there.
He fached her and she couldn’t breathe.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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