fache

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A fancy Italian word for faces, but in America it’s said with a big shout on the first letter. If you add an S, it’s plural. You can also call it a ‘fach’ if you’re lazy or don’t care.
'Fache!' he yelled, like he was shouting at a wall.
She said 'faches' like it was a curse.
He just said 'fach' and walked away, like he was done with life.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you send someone a message just as they were about to send you one. It’s like a text fight before it even starts.
He messaged me right as I was about to message him. Classic.
They both typed the same message at the same time. It was like a text war.
She messaged him before he could message her. She was a text ninja.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Super drunk, usually from cheap beer or the worst kind of beer. You can’t walk straight, you talk nonsense, and you might cry about something stupid.
He drank six beers and started crying about a sandwich.
She got so fache she tried to dance with a wall.
He was so fache he tried to talk to his own shadow.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fancy name for a face, like a face with a title. It’s like giving your face a promotion.
He called his face a ‘fach’ like it was a royal title.
She said her face was a ‘fach’ and it was the most dramatic thing ever.
He called his face a ‘fach’ and then fell over.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Like faching, but not as bad. Instead of running, he’s just jogging, and the fachings aren’t going wild. It’s like a slow-motion faching.
He was faching, but only jogging. It was like a slow text fight.
He was faching, but only a little. It wasn’t even fun.
He was faching, but only moving slow. It was like a walk in the park.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The move you make when you’re doing the deed. It’s like a dance for people who don’t know how to dance.
He was faching like it was a concert.
She fached like she was doing a magic trick.
They fached like it was a sport and they were in the Olympics.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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How short people and the Umpa Lumps have sex. It’s like a tiny person having a tiny love affair.
The midgets fached like they were in a tiny love movie.
The Umpa Lumps fached like they were in a cartoon.
The midget and the Umpa Lump fached like it was a tiny love story.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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