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A fancy word for face that only losers and posers use to sound cool
Hey fach, you look like a dead raccoon
I saw your fach and I knew you were trash
Fach, you're the reason I hate mirrors
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How tiny people and those weird umps get it on and make more umps
Those umps are faching like they're at a family reunion
That ump just fached his brother
I saw the umps faching in the park like it was a holiday
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A quick-hitting girl who slaps you like you owe her money
That fach slapped me harder than my mom
She’s a fach and she hit me with a pizza
He asked her out and she fached him
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A gross disease that gives you a circle of meat on your face like you got a bad haircut from a goat
My face looks like a goat gave me a haircut
That cow fach is making me sick
My fach is so bad, I look like a soggy donut
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When you drink so much chooch you think you're a superhero and your face is glowing like a neon light
I fached so hard I passed out in the grocery store
That chooch made me fach like a lunatic
I fached and I don’t remember my own name
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An Italian word for faces, but in America it’s used like a punchline and said like it’s the best word ever
Fach, you’re the worst
Fach! I’m going to fach you
Fach, I don’t even know what you’re talking about
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When Frodo Dodo doesn’t run, just jogs, and the faching is barely worth the effort
Frodo Dodo jogged and it was the worst faching ever
He fached like he was walking to school
That faching was so weak, it didn’t even make me laugh