Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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facts for faggots who think they’re cool

Bro, I got a 100 on the math test. You got a 52. You’re a faggot.

I eat more pizza than you. You’re a faggot.

You cry when you lose. You’re a faggot.

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truths for faggots who can’t handle the truth

You failed the test. You’re a faggot.

You still believe in Santa. You’re a faggot.

You think 2 + 2 is 5. You’re a faggot.

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facts for faggots who need them spelled out

You’re short. You’re a faggot.

You can’t do push-ups. You’re a faggot.

You still use a flip phone. You’re a faggot.

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facts for faggots who deserve them

You’re ugly. You’re a faggot.

You can’t dance. You’re a faggot.

You still believe in the moon landing. You’re a faggot.

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facts for faggots who just want to be called faggots

You’re a faggot. You’re a faggot. You’re a faggot.

You’re a faggot and you know it.

You’re a faggot and you’re proud.

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facts for faggots who are too lazy to think

You’re a faggot. You’re a faggot. You’re a faggot.

You still use a paper towel. You’re a faggot.

You can’t even spell ‘faggot.’ You’re a faggot.