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All the stupid sites where you post pictures and brag about your life like you’re important.
My ex still follows me on Faceyspaces. I post a photo of my dog and he comments 'Still ugly.'
My mom made a Faceyspaces page for my cat. It’s got 7 friends and 2 likes.
I got a job because I had 10,000 followers on Faceyspaces. I have 3 friends.