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a place where you post your life like it's a never-ending brag session

I posted my dog doing a backflip. 12 likes. My mom commented 'That's my boy.'

My ex just messaged me: 'Still single? I'm available.' I replied: 'You're still a waste of time.'

I made a post about my pizza. 3 likes. My cousin said 'That's my favorite.' I said 'You're weird.'

a place where you pretend to be cool but no one really cares

My post about my new haircut got 2 likes. My brother said 'That's the worst.'

I posted a selfie. My crush liked it. I replied: 'You're a loser.'

I tried to be funny. No one laughed. My mom said 'At least you're not a bore.'

a place where you show off like a peacock with a bad hair day

I posted my breakfast. 1 like. My dad said 'That's my boy.' I said 'You're still a bore.'

I posted a picture of my cat. 4 likes. My sister said 'That's my cat.' I said 'You're a loser.'

I posted my new shoes. 2 likes. My friend said 'That's the best.' I said 'You're a fake.'

a place where you think you're famous but no one really knows who you are

I posted a video of me singing. 1 like. My cousin said 'That's the worst.'

I posted a picture of my room. 3 likes. My mom said 'That's my boy.'

I posted my new hairstyle. 2 likes. My friend said 'That's the best.' I said 'You're a fake.'

a place where you think you're important but no one really cares

I posted my new car. 1 like. My dad said 'That's the best.'

I posted a picture of my lunch. 2 likes. My friend said 'That's the worst.'

I posted a selfie. 3 likes. My mom said 'That's my boy.'

a place where you argue with people who don't even know you

I argued with a stranger over a post. He said 'You're a loser.' I said 'You're a bore.'

I had a fight with my cousin over a post. He said 'You're a fake.' I said 'You're a bore.'

I had a 30-minute argument with a guy I don't even know. He said 'You're a loser.' I said 'You're a fake.'