faceyBee

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A smelly nickname for Facebook, like calling a bad pizza 'delightful'.
I'm logging onto faceyBee because my brain's too fried to think straight.
faceyBee is just a fancy way to say 'I'm too lazy to talk to my mom.'
I posted a photo on faceyBee, and now my ex is messaging me. Great.
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Facebook, but with more drama and fewer good decisions.
My faceyBee feed is like a soap opera, and I'm the main villain.
I only use faceyBee to show off my dog's new haircut. It's a war crime.
faceyBee is where my friends post pictures of their breakfast and I question my life choices.
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FaceyBee is Facebook, but it's like wearing socks inside out. Still works, just looks stupid.
I'm on faceyBee because my life is too boring to handle real conversations.
faceyBee is where my crush likes my post, but I don't know if that's a good thing.
I added my math teacher on faceyBee. That's a crime against humanity.
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