Facey Pastie

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A stupid mask worn by a clueless idiot when no one is close enough to give them cooties. If you don’t wear yours, you’ll be roasted like a chicken at a barbecue.
"You’re not wearing your mask? Are you trying to die?", @MaskMarty
My cousin wore a mask to the grocery store. The store was empty. I called her a mask-martyr.
My teacher made me wear a mask during lunch. I had no idea why until I saw the kid next to me wearing a dog mask.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facey pastie is like a fashion statement for a person who thinks they’re fancy. It’s pointless. But if you don’t wear it, you’ll get yelled at like you did something wrong.
"You’re not wearing your fancy mask? You’re not fancy anymore!", @PastiePete
My mom wore her facey pastie to the mall. The mall was closed. She still wore it.
My friend’s dog wore a mask to the park. I didn’t wear mine. He called me a mask-less loser.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facey pastie is a mask that people wear even when they’re not near anyone. Not wearing it can make you the target of a verbal attack that’s louder than a fire alarm.
"Why aren’t you wearing your mask? Are you trying to spread germs?", @GermsGoneWild
My brother wore his mask to the park. The park had no people. I called him a mask-nut.
My neighbor yelled at me for not wearing a mask. I was 10 feet away. She had no idea why.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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