facewoooosh

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When you try to slap your face so hard you miss completely and your hand flies over your head like a stupid bird

Bro just facewooooshed after I told him he looked like a sad hot dog.

My mom facewooooshed when I said I’d rather eat dirt than do my math homework.

My dog facewooooshed when I told him he was the worst pet ever.

When you want to slap your face so bad you end up slapping the sky instead

My friend facewooooshed when I told him he failed the test.

My dad facewooooshed when I said I’d eat his socks if he didn’t buy me pizza.

My teacher facewooooshed when I told her I was going to jail.

When you try to slap your face but your hand goes so high it looks like you’re trying to punch the moon

My little brother facewooooshed after I told him he was the worst at video games.

My cousin facewooooshed when I said she smelled like a dead cat.

My boss facewooooshed when I told him he was the worst boss ever.

When you try to slap your face but your hand flies up so high it looks like you're trying to touch God

My mom facewooooshed when I told her I'd rather die than clean my room.

My dog facewooooshed when I told him he was the worst pet ever again.

My teacher facewooooshed when I told her I'd eat her chalk.

When you try to slap your face but your hand goes so high you think you're going to hit the ceiling

My brother facewooooshed when I told him he looked like a soggy taco.

My friend facewooooshed when I said he was the worst at math.

My dad facewooooshed when I told him he was the worst dad ever.

When you try to slap your face so hard your hand goes over your head and you look like a confused chicken

My sister facewooooshed when I told her she was the worst at cooking.

My mom facewooooshed when I said I’d eat her shoes.

My dog facewooooshed when I told him he was the worst dog ever.