Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you post nonsense on Facebook all day like you're trying to fill the void in your soul and make your friends beg for mercy just to escape your updates.

I ate a sandwich. It was okay. Maybe I'll post about it again later.

My cat blinked. It was a spiritual experience.

I'm bored. I'm posting this because I'm bored.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

2

the act of spamming Facebook with useless stuff just so your friends can't escape you even when they try to log out.

I'm alive. I'm posting this to prove it.

My coffee is cold. I'm sad.

I think I might be a ghost. I'm posting this to confirm.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

3

when you update Facebook so much your friends start to hate you more than they hate your cousin's loud dog.

I'm typing this on my phone. It's a big deal.

I watched a show. It was good. I'm telling you now.

I'm posting this because I'm posting this.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

4

the evil habit of posting random stuff on Facebook so often it's like you're trying to steal the spotlight from the sun.

I drank water. It was a life-changing event.

I'm sitting here. I'm posting this.

I'm posting this because I'm posting this.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

5

when you post so much on Facebook your friends might start to question your sanity and your choice of breakfast cereal.

I woke up. I'm posting this.

I ate cereal. It was okay.

I'm posting this to see if you're still reading.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

6

the madness of posting on Facebook so much it's like you're trying to turn your friends into background noise.

I'm posting this because I'm bored.

I just posted this.

I'm posting this to be annoying.

by Slangipedia 4d ago