facewing

My parrot did a facewing after I told it my ex’s new dog poops glitter

That pigeon facewinged when it saw a hot dog on a bike

My sister’s toucan facewinged when it realized I was wearing its favorite sock

My canary facewinged when I told it my mom’s new boyfriend smells like a gym sock

That owl facewinged when it saw the moon and realized it was full

My cousin’s peacock facewinged when it saw my uncle in a onesie

My sparrow facewinged when it saw my dog wearing my dad’s hat

That flamingo facewinged when it found out I ate its last grape

My neighbor’s chicken facewinged when it saw me wearing its old pajamas