facewhining

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Posting on Facebook about how your tiny issues are the end of the world, like you're the last person standing in a zombie apocalypse, and you're not even wearing pants.

My coffee tasted like motor oil today. I'm dying. #Facewhining

I stubbed my toe. I might never walk again. #Facewhining

My neighbor's dog barked at me. I'm traumatized. #Facewhining

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who thinks every little problem is a full-blown tragedy and can't stop crying about it on Facebook, hoping everyone will pity them and send flowers.

My phone died. I'm now a ghost. #Facewhining

I spilled soup on my shirt. My life is over. #Facewhining

I got a B on a test. I'm never going to be happy again. #Facewhining

by Slangipedia 4d ago