facewhat?

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Remembering Facebook like it was a vacation you took with your ex who still follows you online even though they hate your life now. Then you switch to Google+ because you're too dumb to realize it's just Facebook with a different name and a worse logo.

'Why am I still friends with Karen from third grade? She still posts about her cat's bunions.'

'I joined Google+ just to prove I wasn't still using Facebook.'

'My ex is on both. I'm doomed.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Trying to remember Facebook like it was a long lost love that you broke up with because it kept reminding you of your old friends who still think you're cool even though you're not.

'I blocked my high school gym teacher. He still comments on my posts.'

'I joined Google+ to escape Facebook. Now I'm stuck in both.'

'Facebook is like a reunion you never wanted.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Remembering Facebook like it was your first love, but then you had to switch to Google+ because you're too lazy to figure out how to keep your old life and not get annoyed by it.

'Why is my math teacher following me? I haven't seen him since 2012.'

'I tried to leave Facebook. Then Google+ showed up like a bad ex.'

'I’m on both. I might as well be dead.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago