Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The water you use to wash your face, but also your life.

I spilled my coffee on my face and used facewater to save my dignity.

My mom told me to stop using facewater and start using real soap.

I used facewater to wipe off my tears after my dog ate my homework.

2

The stuff you splash on your face when you're too lazy to shower.

I used facewater instead of a shower because I was too tired.

My face looked like a raccoon after I used facewater all day.

I used facewater to wash my face and my dog’s face at the same time.

3

The water that goes on your face, but it might also go on your forehead.

I used facewater on my face and accidentally got my forehead too.

My facewater was so bad, it looked like I had a facepalm.

I used facewater and it made my face look like it was crying.

4

The water you splash on your face when you're too proud to use a towel.

I used facewater because I thought I was too cool for a towel.

My facewater looked like I had just finished a swimming race.

I used facewater and my face was still dry.

5

Water you put on your face like it's a luxury.

I used facewater like it was gold.

My facewater ritual takes longer than my homework.

I used facewater and my face looked like it was glowing.

6

The water on your face that you use to make yourself look like a human.

I used facewater to make myself look like I hadn't been dead all day.

My facewater made me look like I had just woken up from a nap.

I used facewater and my face looked like it had a life.