1
Facewasting is when you sit there like a brain-dead zombie waiting for Facebook to give you a tiny little badge of honor for doing nothing. It’s what losers do when they have no real life.
I’ve been Facewasting for 3 hours just to see if my ex posted a photo of their dog.
I clicked on a notification and it was just my uncle’s cat sleeping.
I spent 20 minutes arguing with a post about cereal being the best food ever.