facewasted

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facewasted is when you spend your whole life on facebook like it's your job and you're getting paid in likes.

I logged on for 10 minutes and posted 7 selfies. I'm a legend.

My mom sent me a message and I ignored it for 3 hours.

I like 200 photos of my ex's dog and still feel sad.

facewasting is when you stare at that little notification corner like it's the last hope of humanity.

I waited for a notification for 2 hours and got 1 like.

I checked my phone 50 times during lunch.

I ignored my friend's message because I was waiting for a meme.