Facewanking

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Facewanking is when you stare at a hot girl's Facebook pics like they're the last piece of pizza and you're starving.

I saw her in a bikini and my brain exploded.

Her profile pic was better than my mom's cooking.

I stared at her photo so long my phone died.

Facewanking is when you use Facebook like it's a porn site and you're the main character.

I clicked on her photo and forgot my lunch.

Her face was smoother than my grandma's skin.

I got a hard-on just looking at her selfies.

Facewanking is when you find a hot face on Facebook and pretend it's your new girlfriend.

Her face was so good I skipped class.

I texted her just to see if she was real.

I asked her out and she blocked me.