facewalling

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When you're so clueless you bonk into things in a video game because you're too busy daydreaming or messing up your buttons
I was playing Mario Kart and I facewalled into a go-kart like it was my ex.
I tried to jump in a game and facewalled into a giant rock. It was majestic.
I facewalled into a wall three times in a row. My face is now a wall.
2
Smashing your face into a wall so hard it probably thinks about getting a divorce
I got facewalled so hard my nose started a conversation with my forehead.
I facewalled because my life was a disaster and the wall was my therapist.
I facewalled so hard I heard the wall whisper, 'You're welcome.'
3
When your palm isn't enough and your face takes the place of your hand in a fight with a wall
I facewalled the wall because my palm said, 'I quit.'
I facewalled because I ran out of hands and had to use my face.
I facewalled because my palm was on vacation and my face was the backup plan.
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