Facevine

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Facevine is when your Facebook feed becomes a gossip factory full of lies, secrets, and stuff you wish you didn’t know.

My ex’s ex just posted a selfie with my ex and said ‘we’re back’, I almost choked on my pizza.

My teacher saw my post about the principal’s bad hair and called me into the office.

My mom’s dog got 50 likes on a photo of it eating my lunch.

Facevine is like a dirty rumor highway that runs through your Facebook feed and hits you with the worst stuff at the worst times.

I saw my crush’s crush tagged in a post saying they’re going to prom together, and I got a text from my crush saying ‘we’re still on’.

My friend’s mom posted a photo of my friend’s brother crying in the hallway, and now my friend’s brother is crying in the hallway.

My crush’s crush’s crush is also my crush, and now I have a headache.

Facevine is when you find out everything you didn’t want to know through Facebook, and it feels like someone is messing with your life.

I saw a post saying my crush got a tattoo of my name, and now I have to deal with that at lunch.

My crush’s crush posted a picture of them holding hands, and now my crush is holding hands with someone else.

My crush’s crush’s crush posted a picture of them all holding hands, and now my life is a mess.