Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Shoving your party invite up everyone's face on Facebook like you're trying to make them jealous and tired at the same time.

Hey look at me I'm throwing a party and you're not

You think you're special but I'm throwing a party and you're not

Don't ignore me I'm throwing a party and you're not

2

Posting your event like it's the last chance to live before you die and no one else is cool enough to be there.

This is the best party ever and you're not invited

Don't miss out on the best party ever I swear

You're not coming to the best party ever and I'm sad

3

Using Facebook like it's your personal bully and your party is the punishment everyone has to face.

You're all coming to my party or else

You're coming to my party or I'll tell your mom

You're coming to my party or I'll haunt you

4

Advertising your event like it's the only thing that matters in life and everyone else is just wasting time.

This party is better than your life

You're wasting time while I'm throwing a party

Your life is over I'm throwing a party

5

Putting your event on Facebook like it's the most important thing since pizza and nobody else matters.

Don't ignore my party it's more important than pizza

My party is better than your life and pizza

Pizza is good but my party is better

6

Using Facebook like it's your personal megaphone and your party is the only thing worth hearing.

Hear me out I'm throwing a party

You're all going to my party or I'll yell at you

My party is louder than your problems