Faceup

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When you ghost someone but still post their pictures on your profile like you’re still in love with them and they’re not even mad.
I just faceupped my ex and still put her in my top 3. She’s gonna kill me.
He faceupped me and tagged me in a photo with his new girlfriend. I’m still single.
She faceupped her bf and then immediately liked his new girlfriend’s post. Classic.
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Breaking up with someone online so you don’t have to see their face when they cry.
I faceupped my girlfriend and she cried in the comments. I feel bad now.
He faceupped me on Facebook and I had to go to the bathroom to stop laughing.
She faceupped her ex and he replied with a photo of her crying. She’s doomed.
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You post a breakup on Facebook so the whole school sees it and your ex’s mom comments on it.
I faceupped my ex and his mom wrote, 'That’s my boy.' I died.
She faceupped her boyfriend and his dog liked the post. That’s the worst.
He faceupped me and my teacher sent me a message saying, 'You broke up? Again?'
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You tell someone you’re breaking up with them online so they can’t punch you in the face.
I faceupped my ex and now I have to sit through his rant about how he’s going to punch me next.
She faceupped her boyfriend and now he’s writing a song about it. It’s going to be bad.
He faceupped me and said he’s going to punch me in the face when he sees me at school.
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You break up with someone online so you don’t have to hear them cry in real life.
I faceupped my ex and now I have to listen to her sob in the comments.
She faceupped her boyfriend and now he’s crying in the comments. I feel bad for her.
He faceupped me and now I have to hear my mom say, 'I told you so.'
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