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where people post stuff to show off and make everyone else feel like garbage
My dog got a gold star on Instagram and I got a middle finger on TikTok.
She posted a selfie with 10 hashtags and no filter. I posted a selfie with 1 filter and 10 middle fingers.
He DMed me a picture of his cat and called it art. I DMed him a picture of his face and called it a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a place where people argue about the most stupid things and forget why they started arguing in the first place
We fought over whether pizza is a food or a lifestyle. Now we’re arguing about whether pineapple is a fruit or a betrayal.
She said blue is the best color. I said purple is the best color. Now we’re both arguing with the universe.
He started a thread about socks. Now it’s 14 replies and everyone is mad.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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the only place where people get famous for doing nothing and then get mad when you don’t like them
He became a star because he screamed into a microphone. Now he’s mad because I didn’t scream back.
She got 10 million followers for dancing in a hallway. Now she’s mad because I didn’t dance with her.
He got a billion dollars for making a funny face. Now he’s mad because I didn’t laugh.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a magical place where people pretend to be happy and then yell at you for being real
She posted a happy photo and a caption that said ‘life is good.’ Then she yelled at me for being sad.
He posted a video of him eating a burger and then yelled at me for eating a sandwich.
She said ‘good vibes only’ and then yelled at me for being bad.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a place where people lie about their lives and then get mad when you don’t believe them
He said he lives in a mansion. I said I live in a closet. Now he’s mad I didn’t believe him.
She said she’s rich. I said I’m broke. Now she’s mad I didn’t believe her.
He said he’s a genius. I said I’m a genius too. Now we’re both mad.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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where people spend all day posting stuff and then get mad when you don’t post stuff back
She posted 20 pictures of her breakfast and then yelled at me for not posting my breakfast.
He posted 100 videos of his cat and then yelled at me for not posting my cat.
She posted 50 stories and then yelled at me for not posting one.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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