Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Facetweak is for people who make Facebook look like a disaster

I facetweak my profile picture every day just to annoy my mom.

My dog has more followers than me because I facetweak too much.

I facetweak my status to sound like a king, but I still got a D in math.

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Facetweak is what happens when you try to be cool and fail at it

I facetweak my bio to be funny, but it just made me look dumb.

I facetweak my posts so much my friends think I’m a robot.

I facetweak my photos until they look like they were taken in a cave.

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Facetweak is when you mess up Facebook so bad it cries

I facetweak my timeline so much it’s like a broken phone.

I facetweak my cover photo until it looks like a war zone.

I facetweak my friends list so my ex is still on it.

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Facetweak is for people who think they’re the best at Facebook

I facetweak my posts so much I think I’m famous.

I facetweak my profile so much my mom thinks I’m a spy.

I facetweak my friends list so I can ignore my brother.

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Facetweak is like a bad haircut but for your Facebook page

I facetweak my bio so much it looks like a bad rap song.

I facetweak my photos so much my dog looks confused.

I facetweak my timeline so much it’s like a broken calculator.

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Facetweak is when you tweak Facebook so hard it breaks

I facetweak my status until it looks like a broken sentence.

I facetweak my cover photo so much it looks like a mud bath.

I facetweak my friends list until it looks like a math test.